Please Just Get it Right!!

Alright, so I'm setting up this blog for class because sadly, it's a requirement. I'm told to just talk about anything. I'm just going to talk about a few things that are, right now, driving me nuts.
First of all can I just say that when you write a paper about yourself it is call an autobiography not biography. For a teacher who spent so much time on the first day of classes just to point out all the degrees you have, shouldn't this be an easy thing to establish? I really don't want to write about myself especially considering the fact that the grade is only pass/fail. How can you fail when writing a paper about yourself? Alright, so maybe there are the idiots who would use like some celebs life and call it their own but they are just too stupid to realize they should be the ones in McDonald's offering you fries. So back to my point, really she isn't going to even read these papers. She will just check to make sure you used the font that she wanted and have the right length and guess what? YOU PASSED! Would someone please tell me how this assignment is helping me with anything? I already know more than anyone else about myself so what is she going to do to improve upon that?
Secondly, does technology have to be so freakin' difficult? I bought this fancy laptop last year to help with school and I think I have spent more time in Best Buy getting it fixed than I have in all of my classes combined. I don't know what is making it crash, I don't know what you want me to do to fix this blue screen error, and no I don't know how to use you Mr. would you like to run so and so to fix the issue. Apparently though, neither does Geek Squad otherwise I wouldn't be ranting about this.
Well I suppose now that I have addressed two things driving me crazy and met my requirement for at least a few paragraphs I am done. On that note, I bid you goodnight and good luck!